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Thursday 15th May 2008
O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS


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EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT
£14
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
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BUCKET HEAD
£14
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You are a bucket head!
Are you a bucket head?
What is a bucket head?

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WHITE VANS THAT ARE WELL DRIVEN ARE PROBABLY STOLEN
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White vans that are well driven are probably stolen

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME
£14
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol

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I'M A COMPLETE LIAR
£14
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?

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PITFALL, WHAT A GAME!
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pitfall, adventure has never been so pixelated!

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IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges

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SIGMUND FREUD
£14
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.


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ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE
£14
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how many more of these can we take from our government

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GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY
£14
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame

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KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards

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LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK
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the stupid leading the weak

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TEDDY BEAR T-SHIRTS, NOT SOLD FOR PROPHET
£15
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Teddy bear t-shirts, not sold for prophet.
come on, surely you get it...

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AL GORE QUOTE
£14
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!

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CHEVY CHASE TSHIRT
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Born Cornelius Crane Chase, he changed his name to Chevy Chase, joined the Saturday Night Live crew, and embarked on a highly successful movie career. Chase scored in the eighties with hits such as Caddyshack (1980) , the National Lampoon movies and the Fletch movies. All his films show his talent for deadpan comedy.

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MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.

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INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
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Intolerance will not be tolerated

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KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams

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LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets

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STAFF
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tell customers, who are your staff

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IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING
£14
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening

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UPTON SINCLAIR QUOTE
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"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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POLE POSITION
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!

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EDWARD YOUNG QUOTE
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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IF HELL IS BIG ENOUGH, IT MIGHT NOT BE THAT BAD!
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if hell is big enough, it might not be that bad!

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TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine

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I WORK HERE
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You might want to take this off when you go home

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I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE
£14
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote

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PAC MAN GHOST
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pac man ghost, watch out, he's comin' after you.

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TONY BLAIR AND LABOUR POLICY - KNEE JERK REACTION
£14
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We think Tony Blair is a jerk. so, in future tone, take your time to think about things and don't react so hastily to the newspapers. Another knee jerk reaction is not needed.

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BULLSHIT
£14
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.

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IGGY POP
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.

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REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COPE WITH DRUGS, LILY TOMLIN
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
Lily Tomlin

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IT WAS ORANGE WITH WHITE STRIPES
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we don't know! you don't either, that's the point.

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BLAISE PASCAL QUOTE
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.

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FLUFF OR DUST?
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fluff and dust are very similar, it's completely up to you.

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PITFALL SCORPION
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!

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STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING
£16
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol

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SPACE INVADER