We make odd, strange, bizarre, and sometimes funny T-Shirts that you can buy online. We also have an ever growing selection of quotation tshirts, these are famous, infamous or just really good! We'd like to think that most of our tshirts wont be found anywhere else. Most designs just pop into our brains, and we make them. Our range is fairly small, but we will be adding more as time goes on.
people tshirts - just the images of the people you will find in our other tees.
dated tshirts - just year dates so far, using typefaces that are relevant to the era. Soon we might have famous dates in history, but only you who buy them will know the relevance!
work tshirts - tshirts to wear at work, some are professional, some are completely unprofessional.
All of our Tee shirts are of a high quality and are all 100% cotton. All TShirts on this site have been designed by Odditees.
We have t-shirts in a range of colours, most tee shirt colours can be changed if you want. We will soon stock caps, messenger bags and other stuff in a variety of colours and designs. You can pay with any of the normal range of cards, and we deliver virtually anywhere in the world, if you can see your countries flag at the top of the page, we deliver there!
If you have an idea for any Joke Tee Shirts that you would like to see, contact us and let us know your idea. We'll then make it up, and put it on the site. We are in the process building a bespoke section for all our customers ideas.
If you have any problems or questions, please contact us, and we'll try to sort it out.
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we sell tshirts, some people call them Tee Shirts, others say t-shirts, We think they are, avant-garde, bizarre, crazy, different, eccentric, unusual, freaky and funny, we like a joke, we love to quote a quotation and finally we adore the odd.
odditees currently sells t shirts with the varied titles of:
labour - running the country, Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian, penus, it's not my job, Christ on a bike mas, Another catastrophic failure of intelligence, Keith Richards, boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray, james elkins quote, Teddy bear t-shirts, not sold for prophet, Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm, Kenneth Williams, edward young quote, Chevy Chase quote, do you want fries with that?, it was orange with white stripes, boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine, the customer is always right, Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy?, if hell is big enough, it might not be that bad!, space invader, Andy Warhol Quote - Anyone, To disagree with three quarters of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity., If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?, boy flying anvil, Andy Warhol Quote - Perfume, I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?, pole position, The cost of things is not just about the price, staff, A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well., you can use me again & again, Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley Quote, posh party raver, Andy Warhol, Woody Allen, pitfall, what a game!, Stubbed out, bucket head, I am the master of my own density (not destiny), Kenneth Williams Quote - Infamy, god is in the details, fat men are harder to kidnap, Keith Richards - funeral, Mohandas Gandhi Quote, james brown - sex machine, shut the fuck up, Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, A turkey is for christmas, LIFE IS SHORT, and getting shorter, Blaise Pascal Quote, less is more, gordon brown - I'll give you a say, Woody Allen Quote - Masterbation, baked beans on toast, The Runner, Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!, merry fucking christmas, Stubbed Out - Put it out, please, 1920 - Cooper Black + alphabet, goulies, everything is 98% shit, Sigmund Freud, yes nan, i love the slippers, I work here, pitfall scorpion, Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs, Lily Tomlin, fluff or dust?, bullshit, christmas is ace, space invader, Chevy Chase Tshirt, Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley in Dr Strangelove, Intolerance will not be tolerated, OCD - who could be arsed?, Peter Sellers, Inspector Clouseau, Stressed Desserts, to make something clean, something else must become dirty, If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!, Andy Warhol Quote - Superficial, acid face, Al Gore Quote, Jar code, Ghandi, terry jones quote - life of brian, thank god for atheism, Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Teddy bear t-shirts, not sold for prophet, manic miner, I am no more humble than my talents require, Oscar Levant quote, tony blair and labour policy - knee jerk reaction, pac man ghost, 1920 - Cooper Black, you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, I really wanted a Ninendo Wii, Labour - voted in by empty minds, It’s extremely difficult to have a sensible argument with a complete idiot, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Sigmund Freud Quote, I'm a complete liar, labour - the stupid leading the weak, No I don't bloody know who you bloody are, gordon brown - say it loud, Beer, A temporary solution, but a damn good one, this bloke offered me a TV, I envy people who drink, Oscar Levant quotation, White vans that are well driven are probably stolen, i love pickled eggs, Inspector Clouseau Quote - minky, anti suicide quote, tony blair weaves a tangled web of deceit, Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!), Upton Sinclair Quote, Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice, Iggy Pop, I do not work here, if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening,
We make odd t-shirts, strange t shirts and plainly bizarre t shirts. We love all types of t-shirts, and buy loads on a daily basis, but cant be producers of them all so we only make these types.
The T-shirt is a great way of saying something, something you feel like saying, something you agree with, something to confuse people, and all for a few pounds.
We use t-shirts to describe a message, our feelings or our affiliations. The teams we support, the bands we like, even the companies we buy from.
Tee shirts are a perennial fashion item, essential in every wardrobe in the land. The fact that they are so inexpensive, ideal as an undergarment in the winter, or the only layer in the summer, whatever way you wear it, it will be comfortable and durable. Young or old, we can all wear one sort or another.
T-shirts are infinitely customisable, hundreds and thousand of colours, and an infinite combination of images, designs and type styles and sizes. the message is unique, but always clear.
Obviously tee shirts started out in history as underwear, but as time has passed they have evolved into sporting wear, and up to the present day where they are ubiquitous.
In the 1960's people started to customise their shirts, by tie dyeing and screen printing the basic cotton T-Shirt. The different types of shirt began to develop the Tank Top, Muscle Shirt, Scoop Neck, V-Neck, polo shirt and Raglan. T-shirts were soon used by marketing companies all over the world. They started to make informative and/or funny T-shirts with logo's and slogans ever since then.
The American T-Shirt came of age during the late sixties and seventies, when music bands started to realize that they could make extra income selling their own T-Shirts. Professional sports also realised and soon, officially licensed T-Shirts became must have items for all supporters and fans.
Tee shirts became commonly accepted as day to day clothing everyday clothing in the early 1970's it was music, and namely punk rock that really fixed their position as standard youth clothing.
Putting on a t shirt is the simplest, cheapest and easiest way to make a statement. Just like marlon Brando, in black leather and a plain white cool T-shirt, T-shirt wearing James Dean and many others had all played their part in making it essential wear for a cool, rebellious youth, punk sealed the t-shirts status as acceptable clothing for the new generation of rebels.
The beauty of T-shirt design is the love at first sight nature of the idea/buyer relationship, from the coolest, funkiest graphic to the most profound philosophy. Since about 1990 the shape of the tee shirt has evolved to outsize, unisex baggy clothing as well as tight and skimpy t-shirts. Amusingly, a new trend in Japan has random English words on T-shirts which usually don't actually make any sense but sell well in Asia. But it's tough in tshirt land as one proud American owner of a t-shirt bought in Japan with some rather nice Japanese writing on it later discovered that it in fact said "fucking stupid American tourist"
Everyone has a favourite t-shirt because the tee remains, literally, a cool thing to wear. The t-shirt is inexpensive, always in fashion and is a great way to make a statement with a slogan, logo or picture.