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QUOTATION TSHIRTS
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.
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This t-shirt has a blue colour print
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| A FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG. A TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING WELL. |
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935, as Allen Konigsberg, in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 15, he started selling one-liners to gossip columns. After working a while as a stand up comedian, he was hired to write What's New, Pussycat (1965) in 1965. He directed his first film a year later, What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) in 1966.
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY |
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Running the country, Ruining the country
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The runner, from space invaders
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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| YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP |
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!
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This t-shirt has a orange colour print
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it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?
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This t-shirt has a light blue colour print
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES |
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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| 80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE |
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.
next time someone askd you something, look at it from their point of view. it's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!
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This t-shirt has a blue colour print
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i love pickled eggs
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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| DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN |
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.
...Against walls, bars, people...
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.
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odd ash tray
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| THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE |
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.
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| CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY |
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Censorship is just protection from reality.
We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!
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monk, monk, monk???
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| CAN I ASK A QUESTION? IS A BLOODY QUESTION. |
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Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.
People never realise this, what they should say is "Can I ask you two questions, this being the first". And if you really want to be pedantic, it should be "May I..." rather than "Can I...".
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME |
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol
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This t-shirt has a yellow colour print
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| STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE |
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!
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| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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| I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, |
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy
A drink, the best way to calm a crazy mind!
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You might want to take this off when you go home
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This t-shirt has a yellow colour print
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.
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"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.
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| IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT |
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.
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| CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA? |
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!
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"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.
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| IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED... |
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you
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| TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?
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| NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT! |
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (October 2, 1869 � January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. Gandhi is commonly known in across the world as Mahatma Gandhi "Great Soul")
Throughout his life, Gandhi remained committed to non-violence and truth even in the most extreme situations.
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".
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| I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION |
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant
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| LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS |
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets
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| INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED |
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Intolerance will not be tolerated
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Jarcode Barcode
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| JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE |
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!
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| TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY |
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