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Thursday 15th May 2008
O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS


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IF HELL IS BIG ENOUGH, IT MIGHT NOT BE THAT BAD!
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if hell is big enough, it might not be that bad!

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IT WAS ORANGE WITH WHITE STRIPES
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we don't know! you don't either, that's the point.

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GOULIES
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.

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SPACE INVADER
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG?
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If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?

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A FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG. A TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING WELL.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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KENNETH WILLIAMS
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.

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MANIC MINER
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manic miner, you love it!

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BLAISE PASCAL QUOTE
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.

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GOD IS IN THE DETAILS
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god is in the details, by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, is widely regarded as one of the pioneering masters of modern architecture. Mies, like many of his post World War I contemporaries, sought to establish a new architectural style that could represent modern times just as Classical and Gothic did for their own eras. He created an influential Twentieth-Century architectural style, stated with extreme clarity and simplicity.
THIS QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD

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TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty

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POLE POSITION
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!

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SIGMUND FREUD QUOTE
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.

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IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING!
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!

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GORDON BROWN - SAY IT LOUD
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Say it Loud! I'm Brown and I'm Proud

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I WORK HERE
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You might want to take this off when you go home

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INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

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BOY FLYING ANVIL
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil

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YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN
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you can use me again & again

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JAR CODE
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Jarcode Barcode

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IGGY POP
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James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.

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PENUS
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well we never would have believed, but there is more than one way to spell this word. penis, penus, whatever.

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THIS BLOKE OFFERED ME A TV
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This bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, I couldn't turn it down

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LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK
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the stupid leading the weak

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TONY BLAIR AND LABOUR POLICY - KNEE JERK REACTION
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We think Tony Blair is a jerk. so, in future tone, take your time to think about things and don't react so hastily to the newspapers. Another knee jerk reaction is not needed.

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WOODY ALLEN QUOTE - MASTERBATION
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love." Woody Allen

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LESS IS MORE
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!

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ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE
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how many more of these can we take from our government

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IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening

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AL GORE QUOTE
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!

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MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.

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I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN?
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.

I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?


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IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges

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GHANDI
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (October 2, 1869 � January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. Gandhi is commonly known in across the world as Mahatma Gandhi "Great Soul")
Throughout his life, Gandhi remained committed to non-violence and truth even in the most extreme situations.

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray

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THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.

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SPACE INVADER
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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TO DISAGREE WITH THREE QUARTERS OF THE BRITISH PUBLIC IS ONE OF THE FIRST REQUISITES OF SANITY.
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To disagree with three quarters of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Oscar Wilde

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FLUFF OR DUST?
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fluff and dust are very similar, it's completely up to you.

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STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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STRESSED DESSERTS
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Stressed Desserts, who knows what they are?
We think they might be the same!
it's about time you took a long hard look in the mirror.

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FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
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fat men are harder to kidnap

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
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