|
|
ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS
We have chosen a colour for each t-shirt, but if you want to change this,
YOU CAN when you get to the ordering page.
|
|
 |
"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.
|
This t-shirt has a white colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.
 Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a black colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? |
£14 |
|
 |
well I don't know, do you?
|
This t-shirt has a yellow colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
pac man ghost, watch out, he's comin' after you.
|
This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE |
£14 |
|
 |
Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.
|
This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG? |
£14 |
|
 |
If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?
Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a white colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM |
£14 |
|
 |
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| TO DISAGREE WITH THREE QUARTERS OF THE BRITISH PUBLIC IS ONE OF THE FIRST REQUISITES OF SANITY. |
£14 |
|
 |
To disagree with three quarters of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Oscar Wilde
|
This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU |
£14 |
|
 |
often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
|
This t-shirt has a navy colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME |
£14 |
|
 |
"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol
|
This t-shirt has a yellow colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
posh party raver
|
This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY |
£14 |
|
 |
I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty
Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a white colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT |
£14 |
|
 |
Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?
|
This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.
|
This t-shirt has a navy colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
James Newell Osterberg, Jr. (born April 21, 1947), better known by his stage name Iggy Pop, is an American rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor. one of the most important innovators of punk.
Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (thus inventing the "stage dive"), flash his genitals,and/or cut himself with broken bottles.
|
This t-shirt has a light blue colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
Stressed Desserts, who knows what they are?
We think they might be the same!
it's about time you took a long hard look in the mirror.
Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a orange colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| GOD IS IN THE DETAILS |
£14 |
|
 |
god is in the details, by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, is widely regarded as one of the pioneering masters of modern architecture. Mies, like many of his post World War I contemporaries, sought to establish a new architectural style that could represent modern times just as Classical and Gothic did for their own eras. He created an influential Twentieth-Century architectural style, stated with extreme clarity and simplicity.
THIS QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD
|
This t-shirt has a white colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| PITFALL, WHAT A GAME! |
£14 |
|
 |
pitfall, adventure has never been so pixelated!
|
This t-shirt has a brown colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.
|
This t-shirt has a white colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE |
£14 |
|
 |
boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine
Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a white colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!
|
This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil
Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a black colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE |
£14 |
|
 |
how many more of these can we take from our government
|
This t-shirt has a yellow gold colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| TERRY JONES QUOTE - LIFE OF BRIAN |
£14 |
|
 |
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian (1979)
|
This t-shirt has a brown colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| WOODY ALLEN QUOTE - MASTERBATION |
£14 |
|
 |
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love." Woody Allen
|
This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY |
£14 |
|
 |
"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau
|
This t-shirt has a navy colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY |
£14 |
|
 |
boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray
Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a black colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING! |
£14 |
|
 |
maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!
Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a yellow gold colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| TEDDY BEAR T-SHIRTS, NOT SOLD FOR PROPHET |
£15 |
|
 |
Teddy bear t-shirts, not sold for prophet.
come on, surely you get it...
|
This t-shirt has a yellow gold colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP |
£14 |
|
 |
fat men are harder to kidnap
|
This t-shirt has a white colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN? |
£14 |
|
 |
Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.
I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?
|
This t-shirt has a navy colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM |
£14 |
|
 |
if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.
Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a yellow gold colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE |
£14 |
|
 |
often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
|
This t-shirt has a black colour print
on red colour t-shirt
|
|
|
|
| LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS |
£14 |
|
 |
Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets
|
This t-shirt has a black colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.
|
This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
on slim red colour t-shirt
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
You are a bucket head!
Are you a bucket head?
What is a bucket head?
Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a white colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?
|
This t-shirt has a light blue colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK |
£14 |
|
 |
the stupid leading the weak
|
This t-shirt has a black colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT |
£14 |
|
 |
You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.
Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a yellow colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.
|
This t-shirt has a white colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| LIFE IS SHORT, AND GETTING SHORTER |
£14 |
|
 |
LIFE IS SHORT, and getting shorter
Rollover t-shirt image to see design in place. |
This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
manic miner, you love it!
|
This t-shirt has a white colour print
on ANY colour t-shirt you choose
|
|
|
|
| TONY BLAIR AND LABOUR POLICY - KNEE JERK REACTION |
£14 |
|
 |
We think Tony Blair is a jerk. so, in future tone, take your time to think about things and don't react so hastily to the newspapers. Another knee jerk reaction is not needed.
| | | | |
